I Don't Care...But I Do

I don't care how you slice it.

I don't care how you dice it.

I don't care how you shave it.

I don't care how you paint it.

I don't care how you pump it.

I don't care how you Photoshop it.

I don't care if you call it Caitlyn.

I don't care if you call it Bruce.

All I know is...

 It ain't a man.

It ain't a woman.

But it is a sad thing cause...

It's still a 65-year-old grandfather.