Thursday, January 31, 2013

Gotta Have


I wonder if I could get it installed before the Super Bowl?






Inspired By "Like COOL"

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Why Romney Lost


About an hour ago I read this headline...


A minute later I see this...


Bingo!!!

Sunday, January 27, 2013

No More Privacy Worries

There's no need to worry about your privacy anymore.  You ain't got none no more.  And if you doubt me, watch the following videos.  They describe our government's latest technological capabilities for carrying out surveillance.  One very important thing you must keep in mind. Whenever the federal government allows the public access to sensitive technology  related to national security, you can bet your bottom dollar they have similar technology ten times more sophisticated then what you're given access to.

Watch these four videos, I dare ya.  Then, the next time you step into your shower...well, you'll get the picture.  Hehehehe, pardon the pun.


Video #1
When this engineer says, "This is the next generation of surveillance", what he's really saying is it's old technology and it's capabilities are ten times more powerful then what he's telling you.  



Video #2
This video demonstrates how you can see through paper.  Believe me, there is technology out there that can see through concrete.  You doubt me.  Watch video #3.  




Video #3
What you need to be aware of in this video is near the end when the engineer says, "Instead of the little red blog, you'll see crosses or squares".  Guaranteed they have the technology now that shows actual images in High Definition.   




Video #4
And finally, when the reporter in this Fox News report says, "According to the experts and the FAA, there could be as many as 30,000 drones flying over the U.S. within the next decade".  Multiple that statement by ten.  There's probably a drone flying over your house right now, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.  

Fire...Fire...Fire



Saturday, January 26, 2013

Wake Up America


I've heard them politicians up in Washington
are gonna make this illegal...

This is Scary



Inspired by "Tom Lehner"

Just Sayin'


I know, I know...I'm just paranoid.
But you really should read "Threat Vector".


Friday, January 25, 2013

Think About It

I think it would be really cool if there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone or something and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you.







Inspired by "Rob Gordon"

New Blog


I'm proud to announce the start of a new blog.
It's my grandson's.
Check it out here...


Retro


I think Patrick should make one of these for Shelley...


Inspired by "Like COOL"

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Think About It




No Spell Check



Inspired by "Neila Lott"

Now You Know


Watch for the straight line just before the turn...

Oops


If I had one of these I'd wear it out in a week...





Rodney Doesn't Care


Rodney doesn't care about an increase in the minimum wage.
Rodney doesn't even care about ANY wage.
Rodney doesn't care about a forty hour work week.
Rodney doesn't care about healthcare.
Rodney doesn't care about unemployment compensation.
Rodney doesn't care about disability insurance.
Rodney doesn't care about Social Security.
Rodney doesn't care about Food Stamps.
Rodney doesn't even need food.
And Rodney doesn't care about no stinkin' free cell phone.  

Say hello to Rodney...



And, here's Rodney and some of his friends...



Inspired by "Mish"

Monday, January 21, 2013

A Dream



Wake Up America

The arrogance of it all.
When a sitting president uses anything and anybody...

Saturday, January 19, 2013

R.I.P. Stan Musial


My very first baseball glove was autographed by "Stan The Man".



You And I Are Responsible


Boo


"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary."  -  H.L. Mencken







Naturally



Inspired by "Vicki Lynn"

Studying



Clown Strategy

This past week Republican members of Congress held a "strategy" meeting in Williamsburg, Va.  They have formulated a great plan to put the focus of the fiscal debates "back on the Democrats".  Here's the "plan".  They're going to give the Senate three months to pass a budget.  And if they don't pass a budget, their paychecks will be withheld after that deadline.

Hmmm?  The Senate hasn't past a budget since April 29, 2009.  It doesn't sound too promising to me.  But wait.  If you withhold their paychecks if they don't pass a budget, that'll get um where it hurts.  Yea, right.  The average net worth of a U.S. Senator is somewhere in the neighborhood of $14,000,000.

Hey Mr. Boehner, what were you and your buddies smoking up there in Williamsburg?

Friday, January 18, 2013

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Crowd Control


I was thinking about going to the inauguration.
But I decided I didn't want to fight the crowds.
D.C. crowd control police will not be carrying guns.
Just a rod and a staff...


Inspired by "Darin Walker"

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Fence


The fence is getting taller.
We gotta make it smaller.



I Wonder?


I need one of these that makes french toast...


Inspired by "Well Done Stuff"

Why Didn't I Think Of That




Inspired by "Well Done Stuff"


Stay Tuned


This guy is good...

Monday, January 14, 2013

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Unsportsmanlike Conduct

Hey guys!!!  Fishing with explosives is illegal...and dangerous.

Bubble Buster

Last week I went to one of those motivational seminars.  The speaker was fairly motivating but I think I kinda burst his bubble when I answered one of his questions.  He asked the audience, "When was the last time you did something for the first time?"  I raised my hand and said, "A couple years ago I had a heart attack".  

A Very Short Fairy Tale



Just Plain Cool



Saturday, January 12, 2013