Saturday, June 29, 2013

Uninformed Voter

Someone once told her she needed to add oil to the engine.
She also voted for Obama because someone told her she needed too.
And she'll vote for Hillary...

If This Weren't So Stupid, It'd Be Funny

If you think there's a bunch of idiots working at the IRS these days, there's at least a few more working at the USDA.  Seems as though the morons in the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service division found out a few years back that Marty Hahne out there in Ozark, Missouri is a magician and that he uses a three pound live rabbit in his act.  Back then Marty was doing a show for a bunch of kids at the local library and an off-duty USDA animal inspector was there and busted him for not having a license for his rabbit.  Well, Marty got himself an official USDA rabbit license and he hasn't had a problem since...'til the other day when he got an eight page letter from the USDA.

Seems as though some rabbit lovin' nimrods at the local USDA office say's that by July 29 Mr. Hahne needs to have in place a written "disaster plan", detailing all the steps he would take to help get his rabbit through a disaster, such as a tornado, fire, flood, nuclear accident, etc.  These dummies not only want to know how he will protect his three pound furry assistant during a disaster, they also want to know what he will do after the disaster, to make sure his rabbit gets cared for properly.  And if Marty doesn't have this written "rabbit disaster plan" in place by the end of July, he's subject to fines and possible jail time.

Like I said folks, if this weren't so stupid, it'd be funny.

Speaking of funny, Bob McCarty at bobmccarty.com suggests that Marty's disaster plan should be just a simple tag tied around the rabbit's neck with instructions on what to do after the disaster strikes...



Waiting

One of the best ways I know for killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness...

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Inspired by "PBH2"

Get Up

"You can't cross the sea merely by sitting here and staring at the water."

Lake Ontario (Fred Kellerman)

Inspired by "LIKE COOL"

Thursday, June 27, 2013

I'm Baaack

Flew in to the woods in Maine and visited family and friends.  Went fishing.  Drove three hours on a paved road, half an hour on a dirt road, and then walked half an hour through the woods to the lake.  Fished for four hours and then drove home.  Spent $15.00 for a one-day non-resident fishing license.  Spent $40.00 for gas for the trip. Spent all day fishing with my brother and caught just one fish...PRICELESS!

   

Sunday, June 16, 2013

I Need Some Air

Why do I get the feeling I'm drowning...


Inspired by "Moving Pictures"

For Em

I wonder why this reminds me of my grand daughter Emily...



Inspired by "Moving Pictures"

CTRL-ALT-DEL

For at least the last 100 years Progressives have been trying to control (CTRL) the American way of life with bureaucratic collectivism.  Our government has gotten so big that just about every facet of our lives has been altered (ALT).  And if the direction this country is going is not changed and the bureaucratic nightmare in Washington is not repaired soon, then the United States of America will be deleted (DEL) from the face of the earth.

Then the real question will be, when someone pushes CTRL+ALT+DEL and then hits the START button, will we again see the red, white and blue colors of this great nation, or will the virus have been so bad that the only thing left is just a big blue screen?