Politicians In Oz

Harry Reid, John Boehner, and Nancy Pelosi are traveling down the Yellow Brick Road.  After a while they encounter a wizard.  "I'm a great and powerful wizard and I will grant each one of you what you need the most", said the wizard.



Harry Reid, you don't give a twit about the average American citizen.  So to you I will give a heart."  "Gee, thanks Mr. Wizard", said a suddenly prayerful Reid.

"John Boehner, you are too afraid to stand up to that idiot in the White House.  So to you I will give courage."  "Gosh, thanks wiz!" sobbed Boehner, wiping away some tears. 

"Ooh, ooh, ooh!  I know, I know, I know!", shrieked Pelosi. You're gonna give me a brain and make me super smart.  Please, please, please!", pleaded Nancy.  

"Look lady", came the reply.  "I'm a wizard, not God.  I can't perform a miracle".