Thursday, February 27, 2014

I Kid You Not

A retired couple had lunch at the local diner the other day and had to pay for the food they ate PLUS health insurance for their waitress.  True story and it's happening all over the country.  I kid you not...

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Politicians In Oz

Harry Reid, John Boehner, and Nancy Pelosi are traveling down the Yellow Brick Road.  After a while they encounter a wizard.  "I'm a great and powerful wizard and I will grant each one of you what you need the most", said the wizard.

Harry Reid, you don't give a twit about the average American citizen.  So to you I will give a heart."  "Gee, thanks Mr. Wizard", said a suddenly prayerful Reid.

"John Boehner, you are too afraid to stand up to that idiot in the White House.  So to you I will give courage."  "Gosh, thanks wiz!" sobbed Boehner, wiping away some tears. 

"Ooh, ooh, ooh!  I know, I know, I know!", shrieked Pelosi. You're gonna give me a brain and make me super smart.  Please, please, please!", pleaded Nancy.  

"Look lady", came the reply.  "I'm a wizard, not God.  I can't perform a miracle".

Thursday, February 20, 2014

This Will Not Appear In The Main Street Media

In 1921, this lady founded Planned Parenthood.  Her name is Margret Sanger.  She once said, "we do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population..."


In 2012, there were more black babies killed by abortion (31,328) in New York City than were born there (24,758), according to a report by the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene.

Just sayin'.

And Two Yolks Will Get You Two Chicks

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Can't Wait

Nike says these will be on  sale next year and the kids will love them. Hey all you old coots like me.  These will be great even if we don't belong to the Marty McFly demographic.

And speaking of demographics, you better pay attention Nike.  Go find an over 65 employee (if you have one) and ask them what makes them huff-n-puff the most.  They'll probably say, "bending over to tie my shoes".

Are you paying attention Nike?  I need a pair of these that are low cut, white, and fit comfortably on an old pair of feet.  You know, something "Doc" Brown would want to wear.  Then I need them to be "bluetooth" enabled so someone can develop an app and all I gotta do is tap my smartphone screen and my shoes are tied.    

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Monday, February 3, 2014


Here are two articles that were posted by two separate people on Google+ this morning.  The first is an article published in October, 2012.  The second article was published today.

Kinda made the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end... 


Sunday, February 2, 2014

Saturday, February 1, 2014


Remember the school in Port Washington, Long Island, New York that banned all types of games during recess?  That was the school where the wimpy superintendent banned all games involving "hard" balls as well as cartwheels and even all forms of "tag" because she was afraid the kids would hurt themselves and then their parents would sue the school district.  Well, surprise surprise.  It was a dumb idea for fixing a problem that didn't exist.  As a matter of fact, sounds like it may have made things worse.

Seems as though Swanson Primary School in Auckland, New Zealand had some of the same dumb recess rules and got rid of them.  These days the kids climb trees, ride skateboards and play soccer. And guess what happened?  No one has sued the school district because their kid got a skinned knee having fun.  As a matter of fact, according to principal Bruce McLachlan, "The school is actually seeing a drop in bullying, serious injuries and vandalism, while concentration levels in class are increasing".  

Rock-n-Roll Cruise

I think everyone should go on a cruise at least once...