Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
"WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.
"MAN: "How mu ch?
"WOMAN: "$65,000.
"MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
"WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
"WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
"MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks:
"Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Inspired by "Tim Jones"

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