Friday, January 14, 2011

I Can't Take Any More Chances

A.  I am a card carrying Tea Party member.
B.  I am 65 years old.
C.  I am white.
D.  I am "economically comfortable".
E.  I am recovering from a heart attack and my cardiologist has advised me not to overexert myself or become unnecessarily excited.

Therefore, I am not taking any chances.  I have requested that my Tea Party membership be cancelled.   

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