Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Performance Enhancing

A jury in Washington DC on Monday acquitted Major League Baseball pitching great Roger Clemens of all six criminal charges against him in a trial to decide whether he lied to Congress about using performance-enhancing drugs.

I'm glad he got acquitted, even though I think he's guilty.  No one should go to jail for lying to a bunch of liars.  Someone should inject Congress with something that would enhance their performance.

Hmmmm?  I think I remember reading about just such an injection.  It's not really a drug and doesn't have a name, just a number...11-06-12.

Inspired by "Chicago Tribune"

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