A jury in Washington DC on Monday acquitted Major League Baseball pitching great Roger Clemens of all six criminal charges against him in a trial to decide whether he lied to Congress about using performance-enhancing drugs.
I'm glad he got acquitted, even though I think he's guilty. No one should go to jail for lying to a bunch of liars. Someone should inject Congress with something that would enhance their performance.
Hmmmm? I think I remember reading about just such an injection. It's not really a drug and doesn't have a name, just a number...11-06-12.
Inspired by "Chicago Tribune"