Just some random thoughts that caught my brain today. You know, the ones that make you stop and try to figure out what's going on...
1. "Air quality this weekend will be somewhere between bus station bathroom and Taco Bell dumpster."
2. "You elect a clown, don't be surprised that what you get is a circus."
3. "When it comes to making sense, he's on both sides of the fence."
4. "Maximize your optimisms to minimize your criticisms."