Two tourists were walking past the White House the other day. One was a Democrat and the other a Republican. They looked through the fence and out on the lawn was President Obama digging a hole.
The Democrat smiled and said, "He's digging a swimming pool for everyone in the whole country and we'll all be able to swim in it for free forever".
The Republican frowned and said, "He's digging a grave for everyone in the whole country and we'll all be buried in it forever, but it ain't for free.