Saw this on Facebook the other day and thought I'd add my three cents...
1. I don't work for a-cause or a-plause. I work b-cause...I need a pay check to pay the bills.
2. I don't live my life to im-press or ex-press. I mind my own biz-ness (I'm in the business of God-Family-Country).
3. There are about seven billion people around here. Few notice my presence and even fewer will feel my absence.